It's been very dry. I'm reliably informed that's why the place is coming down with spiders. Brutes too. A suitably leggy specimen scampered out from under the cupboard. Stared at us in disbelief or shock. Decided discretion was the better part of valour and disappeared. The cat went nuts. She hunkered to attention rigid for an hour monitoring the scene of his last known whereabouts. A plate of herring and a prawn cocktail wouldn't have dissuaded her.
The next morning a similarly fine fellow presents himself on the skirting board by the fridge. "Is that the same one from last night??" I don't know I'll ask him shall I. Are you thon terrible fellow from last night, is it yourself? But before I could interrogate he was off. Probably back to his cousin waiting for him under the sink. 'Did you see them? Do you think they're the same ones from last night?' he'll ask.
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